Our Season
Capital Campaign Performance
One Act Series
Written by Elaine Alexander
August 3, Sat 7:30 PM
August 4, Sun 3:00 PM
The madness of modern life is the fodder for theatrical fun in “May Cause Serious Side Effects” — six side-splitting comedies for short attention spans!, written by award-winning Charlotte playwright Elaine Alexander and performed by The Hot Mess Players. With laugh out loud hilarity, this fast-paced satirical show lampoons cell phone fixation, shopping addiction, game show insanity and other modern day maladies. All proceeds from the shows will benefit The Fort Mill Community Playhouse Capital Campaign.
Exit Laughing
Written by David Stern
Directed by Susan L. D. Smith
January 24 – Feb 09
Fri & Sat 7:30 PM / Sun 3:00 PM
What do you do when, after 30 years together for weekly bridge, one of the “girls” inconveniently dies? You “borrow” the ashes from the funeral home for one last card game, and the wildest, most exciting night of your lives involves a police ride a stripper and a whole new way of looking at all the fun you can have you’re truly living.
I Love You, You’re Perfect, Now Change
Music By: Jimmy Roberts
Directed By: Scott Albert
Book and Lyrics By: Joe DiPietro
March 20 – April 05
Fri & Sat 7:30 PM / Sun 3:00 PM
Presented in the form of a series of vignettes that are connected by the central theme of love and relationships, this play is ” Everything you have ever secretly thought about dating, romance, marriage, lovers, husbands, woves and in-laws, but were aftraid to admit”.
Ken Ludwig’s THE FOX ON THE FAIRWAY
Directed By: Erica Owens
June 5 – June 21
Fri & Sat 7:30 PM / Sun 3:00 PM
A tribute to the great English farces of the 1930s and 1940s, this play takes audience on a hilarious romp which pulls the rug out from underneath the stuffy denizens of a private country club. Friendly neighbors turn into feuding enemies in this hilarious comedy of good intentions and bad manners !
Native Gardens
Written by Karen Zacarias Brown
Directed by Polly Adkins
September 11 – September 27
Fri & Sat 7:30 PM / Sun 3:00 PM
Generational neighbors clash over boundary lines, fences and lonf-held beliefs.
Native Gardens is Presented by special arrangement with Samuel French,Inc., a Concord Theatricals Co.
All I Really Need To Know I Learned In Kindergarten
Written by
Robert Fulgham
Directed by Andy Faulkenberry
November 06 – November 22
All i Really Need To Know i Learned in Kindergarten is a Funny insightful and heartwarming look at what is profound in everyday life. Concieved and Adopted By Ernest Zulia Music and Lyrics by David Caldwell.
Produced by special arrangement with THE DRAMATIC PUBLISHING COMPANY of Woodstock, Illinios.
Holiday Reading:
Written by
TBD
Directed by :TBD
A performed reading of a holiday story.
Audition Notice
Fort Mill Community Playhouse hosting auditions for its upcoming show
EXIT LAUGHING
On Sunday, December 8th , 6:30 pm &
Tuesday, December 10th , 6:30 pm
**(Rehearsals begin December 12 th )
| Need 3 Women who can play age 50+ | 1 Woman who can play college-age | 1 Male who can play mid 20s |
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Please Bring a Resume and Headshot if Available
Exit Laughing
Production dates:
January 24, 25, 26, 31, February 1, 2, 7, 8 (2 shows) and 9, 2020
Comedy By : Paul Elliott
Directed By: Susan L.D. Smith
Produced By: Special Arrangement with THE DRAMATIC PUBLISHING COMPANY, INC., of Woodstock, Illinois.
Fort Mill Community Playhouse
220 Main Street Fort Mill, SC 29715
Synopsis:
When the biggest highlight in your life for the past 30 years has been your weekly bridge night with the girls, what do you do when one of your foursome inconveniently dies? You “borrow” the ashes for one last card game and the wildest, most exciting night of your lives and a whole new way of looking at all the fun you can have when you’re truly living.
Three’s A Crowd
Presents
The BACK TO SCHOOL
improv show
Saturday, August 24th 2019, 8 PM – 9:47 PM
The BACK TO SCHOOL
Along with The Canterbury Tales, The Grapes of Wrath, and Wuthering Heights, come three classics written by the greatest authors of our time. Whether your child wants to read about pre-mature aging and playing Santa at thirty-five; how to piss everyone off and never find a mate; or, living with leaking (pictures included), these autobiographical novels are sure-fire page turners for your high school student.
Come see the three authors hit the stage for their annual Back to School show.
Tickets are 8.00 in advance; 10.00 at the door. Click here to purchase your tickets in advance: tacauthors.eventbrite.com
Location
Fort Mill Community Playhouse
220 Main Street
Fort Mill, SC 29715
Tree’s A Crowd
Dec, 14th 8pm – 9:47pm
RECESS
Dec, 21st 8pm – 9:47pm
TAC for the holidays
In 2014 Madison (our daughter) was in the 7th grade and still fully believed in Santa. How could this happen? The kids in school had told her Santa wasn’t real. It seems Madison had equated Jesus and Santa together. To her, you couldn’t see either one of them and that meant complete faith in both. And apparently, Santa may have died for our sins!
So on Christmas night that year, Kelly told her the truth: “Mommy” is Santa.
Madison cried for hours. At times she was almost inconsolable. Around midnight,
she finally calmed down, relaxed, and after we explained everything, she went to bed
with a new understanding of the spirit of Christmas. She was going to be fine.
But at two in the morning Madison came in our room and said in a defeated tone,
“That…that means the Easter Bunny isn’t real”, then she paused for a second, fell
face first on our bed, and said, “Oh god, the tooth fairy is fake too”.
Later that morning she did crack a smile and say, “At least Mermaids are good”.
Fast forward to 2019 and Madison is a well-adjusted teen with no residual effects
from that “scarring” moment in 2014. Although now she hates the
Holidays, scoffs at the mall Santa, and is a devout atheist.
Madison will play her clarinet at both shows in December!! Come a little early
(7:15pm) see the atheist get her groove on!
Location
Fort Mill Community Playhouse
220 Main Street
Fort Mill, SC 29715
Our Programs
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